italianerd:

The chicken nugger is now undergoing it’s final phase of mitosis.

(Source: slainetroyard-official)

  1. Camera: HTC ADR6400L
  2. Focal Length: 4mm

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

pottersir:

#did lupin just make a subtle pun

(Source: pottersir)

ishipitlikeups:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

peabodysfedora:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”

SOMEBODY SEND HELP.

rosetyler-in-the-impala:

sometimes i imagine that when teddy lupin is happy or content that his hair starts changing colors really quickly almost like an elevated heartbeat

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(my gif but the draw is by arandellet)

freshers at its finest…

girlchub:

if u like this u are gay if u reblog this u are super deluxe gay

jinshuki:

Absolute brilliance.

(Source: katerocket)