jerusalemsunrise:

You know, you’d expect the Shakespeare fandom to be highly intellectual and sophisticated, but in reality, it’s about 50 of us laughing in the corner, making bad puns and sex jokes. I think dear William would have approved.

  • Enjolras: IT'S TIME TO TRYYYYY DEFYING MONARCHY

captainthundercnt:

Bisexual women seem to be portrayed as particularly villainous in the media, always running around cheating on their partners and killing people and whatnot, and it’s so fucking weird.

Like I don’t know about the rest of you bi ladies but when I have free time I don’t have affairs and commit murder, I just sit on my ass and eat doritos

Anonymous Asked
Questionneville AND chamberlain :D Answer

ahaha ok!

n: nicotine - panic! at the disco

c: chocolate - The 1975

thanks for asking! x

jaimepreciadorable:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

(Source: jaimehugs)

"bored so anonymously send me ur name and i’ll give u a song from my playlist that starts w the same letter :3"

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

"hot damn bucky barnes"
— literally everyone (via katee-)

zanegarretts:

get to know me: [1/5] favorite male characters: clint barton

"You don’t understand. Have you ever had someone take your brain and play? Take you out and stuff something else in? You know what it’s like to be unmade?"